This morning, my sister and I were on the ice when a skater's mother came up to me.
Skater Mom: You two are wearing the same shirt!
Me: Yes, my sister and I were out shopping, and these tops were going at 2 for $39.
Skater (comes over): I thought you were going to do pair skating.
Me: No, but we did pair shopping!
Yah, I know, silly joke, but that's about what you get at the rink these days...